Five Steps to Dressing Trendy

Step 1) Shoes, Black: Probably want to wear some Aldo's or something along that line.
Step 2) Dark blue "designer" jeans. Make sure they cost at least $100.
Step 3) Hair should not be any longer than optimal spiking length. Make sure it is gelled too.
Step 4) Clean-shaven is a must; no facial hair allowed.
Step 5) White button-down shirt, generally lightly pin-striped in blue. Most importantly make sure it is not tucked in.
Step 6 (optional) Wear a navy blue sport coat/blazer to go with your dark blue jeans. This will really cap off your outfit.

There you have it! Follow these steps and you will be on your way to trendiness no matter if you're fat or skinny, likable or not. I'll see you there!

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Russian Star

So I put forth "my" new drink. I'm sure someone else has tried this before, but I'm the first I know to make it and give it a kick ass name (because it's really all about the marketing). My (ironically) Russian friend scoffed at it "it's only a white russian" (just like him, hah!) but I say it's an improvement on that. I tried to find a nice quote that tied this together...but I couldn't. Most quotes I read about "improvement" were lame.

Anyway, below are the ingredients. I personally taste-tested this mix several times over to get what I felt was the right amount; it was a tough job. :)

1 1/2 parts Kahlua
1 1/2 parts vodka
3 parts Starbucks cream liquor

Pour this over ice because there is a bit of liquor in there and you're not adding milk. Then shake and enjoy!

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